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Sprinkler Head Conspiracy.
Sprinkler Head Conspiracy.
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You hit a decent shot. Not great, but respectable. Then it happened. One rogue bounce. One perfectly placed sprinkler head. And suddenly it’s almost like there were two guys on a grassy knoll just waiting to take out your golf ball. The timing was too perfect. The ricochet was too aggressive. Coincidence? Absolutely not. The course knew exactly what it was doing.
- Gildan 64000 tee: softer than your shanked approach wedge.
- Modern classic fit: forgiving enough for questionable swings and even worse decisions.
- Durable print: built to last longer than your belief that golf is fair.
This shirt is for golfers who know that wasn’t bad luck — it was a setup.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these tips, and your tees will stay fresher than your last mulligan.
Wash & dry inside out. A simple move, like tapping in a 2-foot putt, but super effective.
Go low (temperature) and gentle (soap). Treat your shirt like you treat your short game—soft hands, smooth touch.
Skip the spin cycle drama. Too much spin is bad for both golf balls and laundry.
Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, avoid throwing it in with heavyweights like jeans—this tee deserves VIP treatment.
Iron inside out, low heat. Because your prints and a hot iron mix about as well as you and a bunker.
Shipping/Returns
Shipping/Returns
Shipping
🎉 FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75—because golf shirts shouldn’t cost more to ship than your last round of golf!
We ship your order within 7 days (faster than you can line up that 4-foot putt).
Once it’s on the move, expect delivery in about 2-5 days, depending on how kind the shipping gods are.
Returns
At Pars Are Good, our mission is simple: make you laugh and love your gear. If we miss the fairway, let us know.
Received the wrong item? Something defective? We’ll make it right with a full refund—no questions, no awkward small talk.
Just don’t ghost us: returns are eligible within 30 days of your purchase. After that, you’ll have to live with your questionable life choices (and that item).
⛳ Email us anytime: support@parsaregood.com – no bots, just humans who golf badly, too.
