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Scratch Golfer T-Shirt, Funny Golf Gift T-Shirt
Scratch Golfer T-Shirt, Funny Golf Gift T-Shirt
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If potatoes can become vodka, you can absolutely become a scratch golfer. Sure, it might take 10,000 swings, three swing coaches, and one broken 9-iron — but hey, dreams are made of starch and stubborn optimism.
This tee is for the delusionally determined, the weekend warriors, and the golfers who believe every shot is the one, even if it lands two fairways over.
Soft as a 20-year-old bottle of potato magic, with just the right amount of sass. Perfect for rounds fueled by hope and hydration — fermented or otherwise.
Warning: May inspire unrealistic confidence and overuse of the phrase, “Let’s run it back.”
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these tips, and your tees will stay fresher than your last mulligan.
Wash & dry inside out. A simple move, like tapping in a 2-foot putt, but super effective.
Go low (temperature) and gentle (soap). Treat your shirt like you treat your short game—soft hands, smooth touch.
Skip the spin cycle drama. Too much spin is bad for both golf balls and laundry.
Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, avoid throwing it in with heavyweights like jeans—this tee deserves VIP treatment.
Iron inside out, low heat. Because your prints and a hot iron mix about as well as you and a bunker.
Shipping/Returns
Shipping/Returns
Shipping
🎉 FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75—because golf shirts shouldn’t cost more to ship than your last round of golf!
We ship your order within 7 days (faster than you can line up that 4-foot putt).
Once it’s on the move, expect delivery in about 2-5 days, depending on how kind the shipping gods are.
Returns
At Pars Are Good, our mission is simple: make you laugh and love your gear. If we miss the fairway, let us know.
Received the wrong item? Something defective? We’ll make it right with a full refund—no questions, no awkward small talk.
Just don’t ghost us: returns are eligible within 30 days of your purchase. After that, you’ll have to live with your questionable life choices (and that item).
⛳ Email us anytime: support@parsaregood.com – no bots, just humans who golf badly, too.
