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I Ate The Turn Glizzy.
I Ate The Turn Glizzy.
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You made the turn hungry. The grill was right there. That hot dog looked innocent enough. You were three over on the front. The back nine was your chance to recover. Then you ate the glizzy. Not a sensible snack. Not a banana. A gas station-grade hot dog that's been rotating since sunrise. Within three holes, your body staged a revolt. Your swing got tight. Your focus went sideways. Your stomach made sounds that concerned your playing partners. You told yourself processed meat wouldn't affect your performance. Your back nine scorecard says otherwise. This shirt is for golfers who've learned the turn dog is never worth it.
- Gildan 64000 tee: softer than the bun that doomed your back 9.
- Modern classic fit: forgiving post-glizzy.
- Durable print: lasts longer than your optimism.
Perfect for golfers who let hunger override judgment.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these tips, and your tees will stay fresher than your last mulligan.
Wash & dry inside out. A simple move, like tapping in a 2-foot putt, but super effective.
Go low (temperature) and gentle (soap). Treat your shirt like you treat your short game—soft hands, smooth touch.
Skip the spin cycle drama. Too much spin is bad for both golf balls and laundry.
Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, avoid throwing it in with heavyweights like jeans—this tee deserves VIP treatment.
Iron inside out, low heat. Because your prints and a hot iron mix about as well as you and a bunker.
Shipping/Returns
Shipping/Returns
Shipping
🎉 FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75—because golf shirts shouldn’t cost more to ship than your last round of golf!
We ship your order within 7 days (faster than you can line up that 4-foot putt).
Once it’s on the move, expect delivery in about 2-5 days, depending on how kind the shipping gods are.
Returns
At Pars Are Good, our mission is simple: make you laugh and love your gear. If we miss the fairway, let us know.
Received the wrong item? Something defective? We’ll make it right with a full refund—no questions, no awkward small talk.
Just don’t ghost us: returns are eligible within 30 days of your purchase. After that, you’ll have to live with your questionable life choices (and that item).
⛳ Email us anytime: support@parsaregood.com – no bots, just humans who golf badly, too.
