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Excessive Trees In Regulation.

Excessive Trees In Regulation.

Regular price $29.99 USD
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The fairway is 40 yards wide. You've got room. Plenty of room. Trees are barely in play - they're more decorative than hazard. You aim center, make your swing, and somehow your ball finds the one oak tree that shouldn't even be reachable from your position. It's a gift, really. A supernatural ability to locate timber that other golfers didn't know existed. Left side trees. Right side trees. That random pine 60 yards offline that required a truly creative miss. You find them all with the precision of a heat-seeking missile.

  • Gildan 64000 tee: softer than the bark you just clipped.
  • Modern classic fit: flexible enough for punch-outs.
  • Durable print: survives repeated forest encounters.

This shirt is for golfers who track a stat different from everyone else.

Washing Instructions

Follow these tips, and your tees will stay fresher than your last mulligan.

Wash & dry inside out. A simple move, like tapping in a 2-foot putt, but super effective.

Go low (temperature) and gentle (soap). Treat your shirt like you treat your short game—soft hands, smooth touch.

Skip the spin cycle drama. Too much spin is bad for both golf balls and laundry.

Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, avoid throwing it in with heavyweights like jeans—this tee deserves VIP treatment.

Iron inside out, low heat. Because your prints and a hot iron mix about as well as you and a bunker.

Shipping/Returns

Shipping

🎉 FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75—because golf shirts shouldn’t cost more to ship than your last round of golf!

We ship your order within 7 days (faster than you can line up that 4-foot putt).

Once it’s on the move, expect delivery in about 2-5 days, depending on how kind the shipping gods are.

Returns

At Pars Are Good, our mission is simple: make you laugh and love your gear. If we miss the fairway, let us know.

Received the wrong item? Something defective? We’ll make it right with a full refund—no questions, no awkward small talk.

Just don’t ghost us: returns are eligible within 30 days of your purchase. After that, you’ll have to live with your questionable life choices (and that item).

Email us anytime: support@parsaregood.com – no bots, just humans who golf badly, too.

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