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Don’t Get Mad at It Until It Stops Rolling – Purple Golf Towel
Don’t Get Mad at It Until It Stops Rolling – Purple Golf Towel
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This towel is here to remind you of one simple truth: yelling at your ball mid-roll has never helped. Not once. Not even a little.
“Don’t Get Mad at It Until It Stops Rolling” is for the golfer who knows better… and still gets emotionally involved way too early. Whether you’re cleaning your clubs, wiping off a ball that absolutely betrayed you, or trying to regain composure after a near-miss, this towel keeps your priorities straight and your expectations low.
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Soft, absorbent fabric—perfect for clubs, balls, and emotional damage control.
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Durable print that won’t fade, even if your patience does.
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Clips easily to your bag so wisdom is always within reach.
Perfect for golfers who understand that hope exists right up until the moment the ball stops—and disappointment begins.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these tips, and your tees will stay fresher than your last mulligan.
Wash & dry inside out. A simple move, like tapping in a 2-foot putt, but super effective.
Go low (temperature) and gentle (soap). Treat your shirt like you treat your short game—soft hands, smooth touch.
Skip the spin cycle drama. Too much spin is bad for both golf balls and laundry.
Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, avoid throwing it in with heavyweights like jeans—this tee deserves VIP treatment.
Iron inside out, low heat. Because your prints and a hot iron mix about as well as you and a bunker.
Shipping/Returns
Shipping/Returns
Shipping
🎉 FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75—because golf shirts shouldn’t cost more to ship than your last round of golf!
We ship your order within 7 days (faster than you can line up that 4-foot putt).
Once it’s on the move, expect delivery in about 2-5 days, depending on how kind the shipping gods are.
Returns
At Pars Are Good, our mission is simple: make you laugh and love your gear. If we miss the fairway, let us know.
Received the wrong item? Something defective? We’ll make it right with a full refund—no questions, no awkward small talk.
Just don’t ghost us: returns are eligible within 30 days of your purchase. After that, you’ll have to live with your questionable life choices (and that item).
⛳ Email us anytime: support@parsaregood.com – no bots, just humans who golf badly, too.
