{"title":"Towels","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean clubs. Questionable decisions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Pars Are Good Towel is here to clean up your mess, which is more than we can say for your short game. Clip it on, look like you know what you're doing, and wipe away the evidence of whatever just happened on that last hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt won't fix your swing. But neither will anything else, so you might as well look good out there.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"don-t-get-mad-at-it-until-it-stops-rolling-golf-towel","title":"Don’t Get Mad at It Until It Stops Rolling – Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"402\"\u003eThis towel is here to remind you of one simple truth: yelling at your ball mid-roll has never helped. Not once. Not even a little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"739\"\u003e“Don’t Get Mad at It Until It Stops Rolling” is for the golfer who knows better… and still gets emotionally involved way too early. 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